I just can’t cope with Jason’s cuteness in the intro <3

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lonelytourist:

yourdealer:
“Oh, that’s gross!”
How I met your mother cast
Celebrities in their favorite T-shirts: Jason Segel
fuckyeahjasonsegel:

tparty:
Jonah: I just have a quick question, um, do you use that Canadian flag tattoo as a cum target of some sort? How many points do you get if you hit the leaf? Like a million?Jay: Jonah I am a patriot! This is a tribute to my country and my countrymen! I always aim right!Jonah: Right into a dude’s ass.
I love them :)
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“If she did experience sex—or something close to it—in high school, I’m sure it would have been less out of sexual desire or love than literary curiosity.” — Haruki Murakami, Sputnik Sweetheart 
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